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Off topic: New words for this new world (or creativity in language) - Laugh your heads off
Thread poster: Luisa Ramos, CT
Luisa Ramos, CT United States Local time: 15:31 English to Spanish
May 13, 2010
Amazing how creative some people can be.
NEW WORDS FOR THIS NEW WORLD
1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.
3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hi... See more
Amazing how creative some people can be.
NEW WORDS FOR THIS NEW WORLD
1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.
3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half of a worm in the fruit you're eating. ▲ Collapse
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Mailand Local time: 21:31 Member (2009) Italian to German + ...
Thank you!
May 13, 2010
A humorous injection into an otherwise pretty dull day ....
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Rebekka Groß (X) Local time: 20:31 English to German
;)
May 13, 2010
love it!
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Paul Dixon Brazil Local time: 16:31 Portuguese to English + ...
A new addition
May 13, 2010
SCREENAGER: a teenager addicted to the Internet.
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Tamás Donát Hungary Local time: 21:31 English to Hungarian
New
May 13, 2010
Contraconceptive = a pill that makes you lose your ideas
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