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Source text - English A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no
hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
Translation - Spanish Un exitoso estanciero falleció dejando todos sus bienes a su devota esposa. Ella era una hermosa mujer, y determinada a mantener funcionando la explotación rural, pero conocía poco acerca de los temas agrícolas, así que decidió publicar un aviso en el diario, para conseguir ayuda.
Se presentaron dos aspirantes para el trabajo: Un gay y un alcohólico.
Ella consideró seriamente su decisión, esperó, y como no se presentó ningún otro candidato ella se decidió a contratar al gay, pensando que para ella sería mucho mas seguro que tener al borracho merodeando su casa.
El gay demostró ser un trabajador esforzado, el cual se desempeñaba largas horas cada día, y conocía mucho de las tareas rurales.
Por semanas, la viuda y su empleado trabajaron duramente, y las cosas en la explotación rural estaban cada vez mejor.
Un día, la viuda del estanciero le dijo a su empleado: “has hecho realmente un gran trabajo, y la estancia está cada vez mejor; ¿Porqué no vas a la ciudad a divertirte? .
El empleado asintió, y partió hacia el pueblo vecino el siguiente sábado a la noche.
La una de la mañana, y el empleado no regresaba, las dos y ni noticias. Finalmente, regresó pasadas las dos y media, y al entrar a la habitación encontró a la viuda del estanciero sentada al calor del fuego del hogar con una copa de vino en su mano.
Calmadamente le pidió que se acerque.
“desabotona mi blusa” le pidió. Temblando, el lo hizo.
“Fuera botas y medias” y el obedeció lentamente.
“Fuera camisa y corpiño” le dijo. Y las prendas cayeron sobre la alfombra.
“fuera mi bombacha” y la prenda íntima se transparentó en el fuego de la chimenea.
Luego ella lo miró y le dijo:
“Si una sola vez mas usás mi ropa para irte al pueblo de diversión, considerate despedido”.
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