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Congratulations! just4fun (Parody of owner's manual)
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Haluk Erkan
Haluk Erkan  Identity Verified
Türkiye
Local time: 12:12
German to Turkish
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Oct 28, 2010

Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would
give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you
undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver.
Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKET IT, DIDN'T
YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IN ON AND FIDDLED WITH
THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, ... See more
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would
give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you
undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver.
Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKET IT, DIDN'T
YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IN ON AND FIDDLED WITH
THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CIHLD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH
SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS
CIHLD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING
TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE
DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?


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Nicole Maina
Nicole Maina  Identity Verified
Italy
Local time: 11:12
German to Italian
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LOL Oct 28, 2010


you are so right!
 


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