Off topic: Original poetry: 'The email of the species is more deadly than the mail' Thread poster: Jack Doughty
| Jack Doughty United Kingdom Local time: 23:22 Russian to English + ... In memoriam
The Perils of Email An article in the "Sunday Telegraph" on this subject today ended with the words "We have barely begun to realise how much deadlier it is than the mail." This reminded me of a poem by Rudyard Kipling ("The Female of the Species is More Deadly Than the Male") and inspired me to write the following (with apologies to RK): THE EMAIL OF THE SPECIES IS MORE DEADLY THAN THE MAIL When you’re called upon to answer for alleged mis... See more The Perils of Email An article in the "Sunday Telegraph" on this subject today ended with the words "We have barely begun to realise how much deadlier it is than the mail." This reminded me of a poem by Rudyard Kipling ("The Female of the Species is More Deadly Than the Male") and inspired me to write the following (with apologies to RK): THE EMAIL OF THE SPECIES IS MORE DEADLY THAN THE MAIL When you’re called upon to answer for alleged misdeeds in court, You’ll find yourself discredited more quickly than you thought, By an electronic message with an electronic trail, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. You think email is just gossip and will vanish without trace, But it leaves a record of itself all over cyberspace. You’d do better with a message by the mail now known as “snail”, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. If you open an attachment, it could well contain a worm, Which will mess up your computer in a way to make you squirm. If the sender is unknown to you, delete it without fail, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. If someone steals your credit card and uses it to get Free access to a porn site somewhere on the Internet, The police could come and raid you and you could end up in jail, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. You’d better pause to think awhile before you hit the “Send”. It will take a little longer but it’s safer in the end. To post a written letter’s really not beyond the pale, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. The original poem by Kipling can be found at http://www.theotherpages.org/poems/kiplin03.html#11 [Edited at 2003-08-24 12:46] [Edited at 2003-08-24 15:44] [Edited at 2003-08-24 15:59]
[Edited at 2003-08-24 22:12] ▲ Collapse | | | hilarious and witty, Jack | Aug 24, 2003 |
Jack Doughty wrote: An article in the "Sunday Telegraph" on this subject today ended with the words "We have barely begun to realise how much deadlier it is than the mail." This reminded me of a poem by Rudyard Kipling ("The Female of the Species is More Deadly Than the Male") and inspired me to write the following (with apologies to RK): THE EMAIL OF THE SPECIES IS MORE DEADLY THAN THE MAIL When you’re called upon to answer for alleged misdeeds in court, You’ll find yourself discredited more quickly than you thought, By an electronic message with an electronic trail, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. You think email is just gossip and will vanish without trace, But it leaves a record of itself all over cyberspace. You’d do better with a message by the mail now known as “snail”, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. If you open an attachment, it could well contain a worm, Which will mess up your computer in a way to make you squirm. If it comes from someone you don’t know, delete it without fail, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. If someone steals your credit card and uses it to get Free access to a porn site somewhere on the Internet, The police could come and raid you and you could end up in jail, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. You’d better pause to think awhile before you hit the “Send”. It will take a little longer but it’s safer in the end. To post a written letter’s really not beyond the pale, For the email of the species is more deadly than the mail. except maybe for anthrax mail and the like Have a nice weekend. | | | Jack that\'s wonderful! | Aug 24, 2003 |
I wish I had been witty enough to pen those lines! | | |
Ah, thank you! It's wonderful to chuckle like this on a steamy Sunday afternoon! | |
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Subhamay Ray (X) Local time: 03:52 English to Bengali + ...
That's incredible. I've loved it! | | | Sheila Hardie Spain Local time: 00:22 Member Catalan to English + ...
Thanks, Jack:-) It's a great poem. Sheila | | | Monika Coulson Local time: 16:22 Member (2001) English to Albanian + ... SITE LOCALIZER
Thank you Jack, This is great. A very well written poem. Funny and true at the same time . Thanks again. Monika | | | Stamp of excellence | Aug 25, 2003 |
Good words like these are, of course, the most powerful cure used by mankind. Next thing you know, we have e-mail, he-mail and she-mail and the return of the mail daemon JL | |
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Clap clap clap clap clap | Aug 25, 2003 |
Bravo!!! Encore!! So many of Kipling's poems are suitable for updating. More! More! | | | Aurora Humarán (X) Argentina Local time: 19:22 English to Spanish + ...
Katherine Zei wrote: So many of Kipling's poems are suitable for updating. More! More! and upgrading! Bravo Jack! You did it again! Au | | | Parrot Spain Local time: 00:22 Spanish to English + ... I loved it, Jack !!! | Aug 26, 2003 |
We already have the Bard of Buenos Aires (guess who) as an honorary title; where do you live? | | | Jack Doughty United Kingdom Local time: 23:22 Russian to English + ... TOPIC STARTER In memoriam
Thanks, Parrot! (And all others). How about the Doggerel Demon of Devon? | |
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Parrot Spain Local time: 00:22 Spanish to English + ... You like alliteration, do you? | Aug 27, 2003 |
The Bard of Devon were more flattering... | | |
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