Off topic: Funny Book Titles and Authors' Names Thread poster: Paul Dixon
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Paul Dixon Brazil Local time: 18:07 Portuguese to English + ...
(Source: New Routes No. 43) "A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff "How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore "Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime "Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott "Housework" by Dustin Cook "I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up "Armed Heists" by Robin Banks "Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe "Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg "Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher "Is O.J. G... See more (Source: New Routes No. 43) "A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff "How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore "Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime "Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott "Housework" by Dustin Cook "I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up "Armed Heists" by Robin Banks "Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe "Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg "Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher "Is O.J. Guilty" by Howard I. Know "A Stitch in Time" by Justin Case Enjoy ▲ Collapse | | |
eesegura Local time: 16:07 Spanish to English + ...
How about: You Want Me To Do What? by Shirley U. Jest | | |
Thanks for the laughs, Paul, this is very funny | | |
Jack Doughty United Kingdom Local time: 22:07 Russian to English + ... In memoriam
Almost Made It as a Russian Ballerina, by Sonya Yetsova Are You Hungry, Monkey? by Ava Banana I'll Go Second, by Hugo First How to Keep Fit, by Jim Nasticks Senior Citizens, by Jerry Attricks Christmas Music, by Carol Singers Droopy-Drawers, by Lucy Lastic A New Invention, by Pat Pending Keep On Trying, by Percy Veer A New Dawn Coming, by Tamara Morning | |
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JPW (X) Local time: 22:07 Spanish to English + ... The Joys of Pig Farming ... | Jan 23, 2011 |
... by Chris P. Bacon | | |
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Jack Doughty United Kingdom Local time: 22:07 Russian to English + ... In memoriam Omission from list | Jan 24, 2011 |
I see they included Leo Tolstoy, by Warren Peace; but they forgot Victor Hugo, by Les Miserables. | | |
i love these title they are fun | |
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Here's a few more: | Jun 7, 2013 |
Computers for Dummies by P.C. Lerner Physical Education by Jim Shorts Blinded by the Light by I.C. Clerly Tools of the Trade by M.C. Hammer Cowboys and Indians by T.P. Hutt Yellow River by I.P. Daly Sue | | |
Satisfyingly puerile ones | Jun 8, 2013 |
The ones told in the school bus are the ones that cracked me up the most in my life: The Great Wall of China Clean-up by Hu Flung Dung [yes, I know the middle syllable isnʼt actually allowed by Chinese phonotactics …] Size Matters by Ivor Biggan Coup in Papua New Guinea by Jack Tuat … oh wait, that last one actually happened.
[Edited at 2013-06-08 16:12 GMT] | | |
Maybe I should write a book? | Jun 8, 2013 |
"Bad Loss" by Goodwin? | | |
Lines in the sand by Dick dragon Hole in the mattress by Mr completely Seamen on the ceiling by who slung cum Rusty bed springs by I.P freely Under the bleachers by symore butts Bloody sack by tiger loose Can’t believe I haven’t seen any of these. | |
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Have you heard of this book | Jun 23, 2018 |
over population in China by yephuck emwong | | |
The name of the gynecologist for the birth of my first child was Dr. Nurse. It created no end of confusion when the clerk at another hospital was taking down my history and asked "Doctor?" and I answered "Nurse". When I expanded that to "Dr. Nurse" she was almost irate, "I know there was a doctor and a nurse. What was the doctor's name, please!" | | |
Chinese Books | Sep 26, 2023 |
Are You Harboring a Fugitive? by Hu Yu Hai Ding This Plane Is Going to Hit That Mountain by Wi Tu Lo, illustrated by Ho Li Fuk Small Horse by Tai Ni Po Ni How to Clean Your Automobile by Wa Shu Ka Your Piano Sounds Off Key by Git Tu Ning Fok | | |